No. Seriously.

The "Nation's only Bon Jovi / Journey tribute band," aptly named "Bon-Journey" will be playing tonight at Moondogs in Blawnox, PA.

From the Bon-Journey MySpace page:

"No two bands have captured the emotion and energy of youth to become the soundtrack to the lives of numerous generations as Bon Jovi and Journey."

Only in Pittsburgh.

I know I'll come off a bit pompous here, but oh well.