Kurt Warner, Guarantees, Pass the Dutchie

Memo to Ken Whisenhunt:

PLEASE start Kurt Warner Sunday. He will get obliterated. It'll be fun.

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Joey Porter guarantees a win over Oakland this Sunday. Way to go out on a limb there J-Peezy. Oakland? The Raiders? Seriously?

And what all these athletes forget when they make these stupid guarantees is the "or else" part. If you don't win, what happens? You just go on to the next game? That's not how the real world of guarantees work. There's always an "or else" part. Like...

"I guarantee we win this Sunday, or else I'll soak myself in lamp oil and beat myself with a stick."

That's how a guarantee works.

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What day and time is the "Town Hall Meeting" for Michael Vick next week?

If you're ever on the fence as to whether or not you should defend Michael Vick, simply remember these two words...

Strangled Dogs.

speaking of Vick, and ending this post on a happy note...