...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Superbowl Hype, Cliff Notes version

The following is about all you need to know, so save your time watching endless Superbowl coverage:

  • The Patriots are the greatest team ever conceived by man.
  • Tom Brady is the greatest QB ever conceived by man.
  • Bill Belichick is the greatest Head Coach ever conceived by man. He also wears a hoodie, cheats, and has the personality of an eggplant.
  • Randy Moss told all y'all media peoples...he will address his alleged smack-down after the Superbowl. I mean seriously, the media has a lot of nerve bringing up a domestic violence incident before the Superbowl of all things.
  • The NY Giants shocked the world. They proved all the experts wrong. No one on this earth picked them to beat the Packers. No one gave them any respect. It's them against the world. Blah, Blah, Blah.
  • Eli Manning still makes weird faces, but is starting to become a better QB.


Now you can skip all the crap on ESPN, and prepare yourself for the worst Superbowl ever. Thank God for Superbowl parties.

Two predictions: 1) The Patriots will win. 2) Someone on the Giants will guarantee a win, and there will be no repercussions from the "guarantee" when they lose.

Best image from yesterday's NFL games (which I can't find a picture of): Tom Coughlin's frozen face. Absolutely. Hysterical.

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