The 3 Best Films Ever

Well. At least for their respective years, imho. And surprise! They're not from the horror genre. Long week of being sick and confined, and I can't recommend these 3 more highly. In order of viewing this week:

The Visitor (2008)

Richard Jenkins is fabulous. Touching story as well. From that dude that did The Station Agent. I know the year ain't over, and there will be plenty more from 2008 to see, but something really good will have to come along to knock this off my "Best" List...



The Diving Bell and The Butterfly (2007)

Can't believe it took me this long to see this. And I hate to knock Funny Games outta the top spot, but this film was simply amazing in every single way. The story is incredible, the photography and direction are the best you'll see (the first half hour or so from the lead's perspective is unreal!!!). And the acting, including an AMAZING performance from Mathieu Amalric, is top notch...



The Fire Within (1963)

aka Le Feu Follet for the French speaking folk

Yep. The same year that brought us Fellini's 8 1/2. This blows everything away. May just be one of my all-time favs. Louis Malle puts Godard and Truffaut to shame with this masterpiece. And make sure you get the Criterion Collection DVD, packed with goodies...including a 1/2 hour documentary with a perspective form Mathieu Almaric, and another 20 minute piece about Louis Malle's "Fire Within."

Anyone who has dealt with depression, or knows someone who has, this film is even that more powerful. We're watching it again tonight.

Warning: definitely not a "feel good movie." But if you like the type of film that truly puts you in the shoes of the lead character...this is it. Incredibly well shot. This is a MUST see, and I'm ashamed to say I hadn't seen it to this point. Not a trailer, just a scene...



And "23 Juillet" would be a kick ass band name. I'm googling...

I'll Drop My Pants To That!

Apparently EC does it's best to represent Pittsburgh, by being a week behind the rest of the world. Two weekends back, during an Italian Serie A fixture, Catania unveiled their newest weapon to increase free kick productivity, dropping their shorts.



Granted, the shorts don't go down to the shins or anything, which leaves a bit to be desired, comedicly speaking. But, anyone willing to forgo protecting their balls to help the team effort gets the gold star from me. Even the kid who got nailed in the face in last week's video still cupped the junk for the second throw-in.


Finally, the Southside Works Cinema has been running a monthly installment of cult classic midnight movie viewing, with Monty Python and the Holy Grail on tap for December 6th.



I will be in attendance, as should you be. On the schedule for upcoming cult classic movies is one of Gary's favourites, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Mr. Smith always prefers going as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

House By the Cemetary

The Italians do horror and soccer better than no other. I absolutely adore Lucio Fulci's classic Zombi 2. So, naturally, I really enjoyed his work on House By the Cemetery. You will, too...



Now HURRY!! Get these films into your Netflix Q by Monday morning so they can be delivered in time for Thanksgiving. What else are you going to watch with the family? The Detroit Lions?

Eaten Alive

now there's a Thanksgiving concept!

Watched this one on a whim while we were down in Nashville. And there's definitely a family theme if you pay close attention. If you liked Tobe Hooper's Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I highly recommend his follow-up Eaten Alive (1977)...



Interesting trivia note: Neville Brand, who plays the "villain" in the film, was the 4th most decorated soldier in WWII.

Robert Englund (better known as Freddy), also makes an early appearance, playing the white trash character, Buck.

Celebrate Thanksgiving by...

watching some horror.

Was having an in depth discussion about the 1980 classic Zombie Holocaust the other day, and it occurred to me that Empties Crushed was rather lacking in its horror posts throughout October. As much as we watched the horror last month, we never really relayed any quality insights to our readers.

So we'll try to bring the best of what we saw from last month, knowing that y'all will be spending some quality time with the fam next week. And nothing says quality family time like...

Zombie Holocaust, a.k.a. Doctor Butcher, M.D.



If you've made it this far, here's the entire "propeller" scene...

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

I've gotta party with this guy. WAY to funny...

:: Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing ::

Thanks, Dallas!

Right on Roger! Exactly effin A...

More stuff from Ann Arbor, thanks to bsfgbv! I know, I'm a slacker...still have 3 more shows worth of to post. Soon. In the meantime, enjoy...



"Psych Threat" followed by "Zero Fix." Post GBV, can't think of a better 1-2 rawk punch to open a Bob show. Discuss amongst yourselves...

YES! In da face!

Thanks to Yost for that. I'm still cleaning up the spit off my monitor. Something about balls hitting face that really makes me chuckle. Gets me every time.

The Sixty-Four Million Dollar Play

As the newest reporter for EC, I feel I have the duty to put into numbers how much Mr. Green's inability to know what pass he's talking about, cost people around the world.

"An estimated 100 million dollars was wagered worldwide on the Pittsburgh/San Diego game, according to RJ Bell of Pregame.com. Approximately 66% of that money was on the Steelers; with only 34% on the Chargers.

"If the touchdown was properly upheld, Steelers bettors would have won about 32 million dollars instead of losing big. This admittedly incorrect call resulted in a 64 million dollar swing in favor of the bookies." [Emphasis added.]

Thanks pal, did me a solid one there. I hope you called up your buddy Tim Donaghy after the game to collect on your "Who can affect the money line more publicly and get away with it" wager.

The last time Mr. Green pulled off a crime this big he was in the Billiard Room with the candlestick.



However, Good Guys now a game up on Baltimore, so it's a wash.

Finally, Reading FC update time.



Third Place in the Championship League, one point out of second. When the promotion comes, y'all better guard your asses, we'll be coming at ya like a chainsaw.

The NFL is fixed, documented source confirms

After reading this, I'm even more confused:

Green (ref), in a postgame interview with a pool reporter, said that call was errant -- even though his explanation for the confusion was almost as confusing as the play itself.

"We should have let the play go through in the end, yes," Green said. "It was misinterpreted that instead of killing the play, we should have let the play go through."

Green said the confusion occurred because there was a misunderstanding about whether Rivers' pass or Tomlinson's lateral was in question.

"The first pass was the one that was illegal, but it only kills the play if it hits the ground," Green said. "That was incorrect to have killed it at that point. The ruling should have let the play go on. That's just the way that it played out. We believe the second pass (by Tomlinson) was legal."

Green was asked why, since the first pass by Rivers did not hit the ground, the officials decided after huddling that the play should have ended there.

What?!?! Somebody please explain this to me. A question about Rivers' first pass being illegal? I'm seriously lost. So in the New Age NFL, you can no longer block, tackle, or have your QB throw a forward pass.

Want more proof? Phil Simms was speechless after the play. You know...when the man who has an expert analysis opinion about every second of the 3 hour game...has no explanation, that something is afoul.

The source? Empties Crushed
Documented? Anybody with DVR capabilities.

In other NFL news, Abraham Zapruder filmed Roger Godell on the grassy knoll.

"Because" is the precursor to an excuse

And we don't make them.

Type Slowly

Dear Matador Records,

Please send me my Brighten the Corners re-issue...soon. Preferably, before Friday. That would be swell! I've got some Canadian pals coming to visit this weekend that I'd like to impress. You know. With my whole...record collection. And shit. I guess I could play the digital version...or the old CD. But how much fun is that?

In exchange, I promise not to make fun of Cat Power anymore. Chan Marshall has an incredible stage presence!

Horsey-face is Out for the Season

Real Madrid's loss. Barcelona's gain. EC likes that.

For a brief 'My Teams' update:

Liverpool: Prem, tied for 1st (minus G differential)
Inter Milan: Serie A, tied for 1st (game in hand)
Barcelona: La Liga, 1st place
Toronto FC: not so much

It's gonna be a glorious year.

There was something in the air that night

The Beloved is already without the best CB on the Planet, and now Deshea Townsend is out. Who's gonna take his place?

Is the answer Jesus?

Nope...

Ladies & Gentlemen....FERNANDO BRYANT!!!


Who's pumpt NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Your daily ESPN Sportscenter Cliff Notes: the Steelers are suddenly thin at the Cornerback Position.

Scott Hartnell You Hack!

Only a turd like Hartnell would try to dump the puck and take out the goalie in a fricking shootout!!!

hahahahahaha

Too. Funny. And another Win over the dirtball Flyers.