Towel Stomping Predictions

So Chubby LenDale White claims he will be stomping all over the Terrible Towel once again, this time at Heinz Field. I'm predicting the exact opposite actually, as EC sees this game as a one-sided tit rubbing, with LenDale's man bra and the rest of the Titan as the recipient. With that in mind, here is the official Season Predictions, because EC knows best...

the Titan - W
@ the Bear - L
@ the Bengal - W
the Charger - W
@ the Lion - W
the Brown - W
the Viking - W
bye
@ the Bronco - W
the Bengal - W
@ the Chief - W
@ the Raven - W
the Raider - W
@ the Brown - W
the Packer - W
the Raven - W
@ the Dolphin - L

Wow. That was easy. Another 6-0 in the AFC North. Despite what all the "experts" think, Baltimore still stinks, and they'll get their asses handed to them again courtesy the Beloved. The Bear game in Week 2, being at Soldier Field on prime time tube may present the biggest obstacle.

The next toughest game appears to be in Denver, but the popcorn armed Kyle Orton against the best DEF in the NFL will be another mismatch.

I'm chalking up the L at the end of the season only because AFC home field advantage will be locked at this point, and we'll give the hard-trying up-n-coming Dolphin the upset here, with perhaps their playoff hopes hinging on this game, and the Steelers resting anyone who's dinged for the playoffs.

So 14-2 seems pretty easy. New England will be a tough out in the AFC Championship, but since Belibitch can't steal signals anymore, we see the advantage swinging this way. And when it's all said and done, Lombardi #7 will be sitting in the trophy case. That's right...