...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.
"[The Detroit Lions] made an offer, but I'm going to test the market and see what's out there for me... I'm pretty confident that I'm going to get a better offer."
Best joke in the comments section wins a free electronic sudoku game.
Dear Dan, We think you'll find life on our team far more preferable. You've got more room to run for your life, and the endzone never ends - safeties will be that much more difficult to give up! Also, 0-16 is nothing - you can have 0-18 in your sights here!
Thank you for your interest in joining the Duke Basketball program. Unfortunately we have our fill of white pussies with marginal athletic ability. Best of luck with your search.
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Dear Dan,
We think you'll find life on our team far more preferable. You've got more room to run for your life, and the endzone never ends - safeties will be that much more difficult to give up! Also, 0-16 is nothing - you can have 0-18 in your sights here!
Yours,
The Toronto Argos
Dan,
Thank you for your interest in joining the Duke Basketball program. Unfortunately we have our fill of white pussies with marginal athletic ability. Best of luck with your search.
Yours in hoops,
Coach K.
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