Do You Realize

That Nicole Kidman, once upon a time, had a beautiful face. Just what exactly happened here?!?!? Note to Nic: the plaster face is not a good look. (And please remove the marbles before you speak).

Diane Keaton, at age 60 on the other hand, is officially hot...

And while Reese Witherspoon is still a cutie...

I do believe she was the inspiration for the Scream mask...

And 2 final notes, or rules if you will, regarding the Oscars:

1. When you win, you are no longer allowed to READ your speech from a crumbled up piece of paper (uh um, Alan Arkin). Show us your improvisational skills as an artist. Be genuine, ala Forest Whitaker. You are permitted, to look at your notes for a list of people to thank. But reading the entire speech is rather lame.
2. If you are the prohibitive favorite to win in your category, you are NOT allowed to act shocked and amazed, and comment "I didn't think I was gonna win" (uh um, Jennifer Hudson). Save the acting for the movie, please. Again, be genuine, which in turn, will show class, ala Helen Mirren. This ain't American Idol for chrissakes.