...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Coach's Decision (Knockout Stage)



"It was the wrong decision."

Referees have had a lot to say about the outcomes in this 2010 World Cup. Unfortunately for the U.S., a dreadful decision by Bob Bradley cost his team a chance to move on. There is absolutely zero reason why Ricardo Clark should have started over Maurice Edu in the Round of 16. Bob Bradley pretty much admitted as such how awful the choice was when he substituted Clark off in the 30th minute. The yellow card Clark received after his costly turnover simply gave him a good excuse to sub him.

Sad to see the U.S. team bow out where they had a legitimate shot at getting to the semi's. But maybe by 2014, they can find a legit striker, because Jozy Altidore doesn't cut it in these eyes.

While it may not be as glaring, we couldn't help but think of the Hope Solo benching a few years back for the US women.

SASSY...

World Cup Day 15


The Group of Death closes out as the Group of Bore. Not one good match between Brasil, Portugal, or the Ivory Coast.

Spain, my pick to click, comes all the way back from a 1st game loss to Switzerland to win Group H. Their reward...#3 world ranked Portugal in the Round of 16.

Thank God Switzerland didn't make it through.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

World Cup Day 14


At least Italy tried in the first two games. The first half of this game against Slovakia was one of the most embarrassing efforts I've ever witnessed. At least try. As a fan, that's the least I can ask for.

Italy goes home early and with Serbia being ousted the day prior, my self-proclaimed genius is diminishing.

The Netherlands, otherwise known as Holland, comes through for me. And the stock on this Honda dude from Japan continues to rise.

World Cup Day 13

U-S-and-A! U-S-and-A! U-S-and-A!!!




thanks to gbvh for that :)

World Cup Day 12


Uruguay winds Group A and I become THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

France goes home as predicted and my genius is further confirmed :)

Nigeria can't get a 3rd goal to keep me perfect.

Argentina plays their B Team (and Messi) and still beats Greece.

World Cup Day 11

Portugal scores the first touchdown in South Africa, and North Korea is anointed the worst team in the tournament. Speaking of North Korea, anyone catch this dude before their first game...



I wonder what the tears were like after the Portugal thrashing.

Oh...Ronaldo has finally scored for his country.

Those crazy Spaniards get back on track with a 2-Nil win over hapless Honduras.

World Cup Day 10


Italy outshoots New Zealand 73 - 3 and still can't find the talent to score the ball. Draw. These are the bad times.

Meanwhile, Brasil easily disposes of the Ivory Coast as the Group of Death becomes more like the Group of Anticlimatic.

World Cup Day 9

Three shit games. Who cares. PAVEMENT PLAYS TORONTO!





World Cup Day 8


Serbia stuns Germany. I call it. But I fail to wake up in time to place my +500 bet. I don't even have beer to blame this time.

US is robbed.

England looks like shat.

World Cup Day 7


Diego Maradona and Argentina are rollin.
Justified red card ruins Nigeria's chances.
France still sucks.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

World Cup Day 6


CHILE! CHILE! CHILE!

Finally a team who wants to move forward and score goals. They got one. But at least they get an "A"for effort. Confirmation on Honduras as one of the tourney's worst teams.

Spain, the greatest team ever on paper, loses a stunner to Switzerland 1-Nil. The Swiss basically played like Italy normally does, sitting guys back in their own end the entire match. But Switzerland is praised after the big upset. Everyone is now looking forward to the Chile / Spain match. Sitting back and defending doesn't appear to be in the Chile DNA, so this one should be a cracker with Spain getting the 3. My pick to win it all will get through this Group, but my confidence has dwindled a tad.

DIEGO FORLAN!!! My pick to win Group A puts on an impressive performance and is perhaps a draw against Mexico from winning the Group.

World Cup Day 5


Italy fans rejoiced the late stoppage goal by New Zealand, which notched all teams in Group F with one point. I missed it due to letting the dog out. Both New Zealand and Slovakia stink, and it will be embarrassing if Italy can't get through this group.

Ivory Coast looked like the better side against Portugal in a Nil-Nil snoozer. Didier Drogba played after getting his arm amputated.

And Brasil toyed with North Korea before disposing of them 2-1. In the contest for worst team in the tournament, North Korea looked a tad better than New Zealand, despite losing. The third squad in this competition will be Honduras, who plays on Day 6.

World Cup Day 4


Missed the Netherlands match due to beer. Cameroon, my pick (and the consensus) to come in 2nd in Group E looked downright pathetic. Eto'o looks out of place on the right side, and some dude named Honda on Japan was the best player on the pitch...scoring the loan goal.

But the big match of the day featured my beloved Italia. As a fan, I can admit this Italy team has its weaknesses. They're old, they lack a big time goal scoring striker, and they're not very creative in the midfield. And without Pirlo for the Group stage, goals are going to be even harder to come by. They're rather pedestrian in their attack, and prefer to play a defensive minded game...usually irking footie fans outside of Italy. That all said, the "analysis" from ESPN commentators after a 1-1 draw with Paraguay was not only off, but sort of irresponsible.

It sounded as if the post game analysis was written before the game was played. According to ESPN experts Steve McManaman and some other ass clown whose name I forget, Paraguay was an offensive force, despite the fact they crossed the final third of the pitch only twice in the first half. It was the same old Italy, "dinosaurs" as they called them. True, the Italy strike force lacks some creativity and relied heavily on desperate crosses into the box, but they at least attempted to attack. Basically, Paraguay out-Italied Italy the entire match, deciding that offensive possession was unimportant. That would have been a more appropriate analysis. Instead, McManaman and Unknown Ass Clown chose hate as the avenue of analysis. Shame, shame.

Seeing Mauro Camoranesi enter in the 2nd half was a plus. The De Rossi goal was a plus, seeing he'll be relied on much more in 2010 (although the goal against was his fault). The Gigi Buffon injury is a huge blow. I liked what DiNatale brought to the match. Pepe was the only player in a blue jersey who showed a sniff of taking on defenders one-on-one. And we desperately need Pirlo back in the line-up to replace Montolivo, who looked lost. The draw salvaged a better chance at winning Group F, but the chances appear dim much further after that.

World Cup Day 3 (1 week late)


I vowed to update after every day of the World Cup. I also vowed not to miss a minute of the action. Both vows went out the door early. I blame beer. Moving on...

Day 3:

After dismantling the Socceroos 4-nil, Germany is now the greatest team ever. Coincidentally, they've played with this new "Jabulani" ball in the Bundesliga for the last 4-6 months. My pick of Serbia for winning Group D does not look good. And Joachim Loew has the best helmet in the tournament...