Italy fans rejoiced the late stoppage goal by New Zealand, which notched all teams in Group F with one point. I missed it due to letting the dog out. Both New Zealand and Slovakia stink, and it will be embarrassing if Italy can't get through this group.
Ivory Coast looked like the better side against Portugal in a Nil-Nil snoozer. Didier Drogba played after getting his arm amputated.
And Brasil toyed with North Korea before disposing of them 2-1. In the contest for worst team in the tournament, North Korea looked a tad better than New Zealand, despite losing. The third squad in this competition will be Honduras, who plays on Day 6.