Don't Stop Now Olympics

As I told all my close pals 3 weeks ago, these Olympics are Everything.

A few random things we witnessed and learned over the past few weeks, in no particular:

• Moguls look painful.
• MSNBC and CNBC are actual channels I get.
• If there's an HD variety of MSNBC and CNBC, I don't have it.
  
• Chubby guys are most excellent bobsledders.
• Athletes who compete in Skeleton are slightly more insane than those who compete in Luge.
  
• This new sport curling is tremendously tremendous.
• That blond skier chic on the USA Team is hot.
• Closing ceremonies: Ogilthorpe f*$ked the last girl on the pinwheel of the lce Stravaganza. It's true. I heard it from a couple guys.
• Military Patrol = Biathlon.
  
• Ice Dancing: would be better if they cut the suits a little higher in the thigh, so you can see more ass.
  
• Apolo Ohno seems like a swell dude.
• Vancouver is a pretty little city.
• Hockey games and Pierre McGuire can be mutually exclusive.
  
• Russian ice dancer dudes, while extremely talented with the twirly whirly move, are sore losers.
• The "twirly whirly" is an official name of an ice dancing move. Or so I'm told.
  
• The Sid haters were left scrambling for new material this morning.
• Ovechkin is still sitting at the blue line, watching his team get scored on.
• Ken Hitchcock, in between burgers, was seen hugging Sidney Crosby post Gold-winning goal. You remember Hitchcock. He's the lame turd ex-Flyer coach who started the "Sid Dives" campaign a few years back. He's also jobless right now.
  

(thanks to our pal from Rando Mango for that above clip)