...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Daunte Culpepper "retires" from NFL

I guess that's what it's called when nobody wants you. I thought you had to actually have a job to retire from it. Just sayin. Anyways...

Empties Crushed has confirmed with a reliable source that the reason most NFL franchise GMs shied away from Culpepper was not because of his lack of ability. Rather, they feared that he would embarrass their organization with that moronic "roll" dance he does after TDs.

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