...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008


As the Pens continue to roll, the Gary Roberts phenomenon increases to gather mo. Here's some of the Roberts' legends floating around the Penguins locker room, as paraphrased from Hal Gill, BGL, and Whitney:

* When GR goes to Burger King, he orders a Big Mac. And gets it.

* When GR does push-ups, he doesn't push up...he pushes the Earth down.

* GR marinates his steak in pepper spray.

And my personal fav:

* A Pens fan couldn't attend a recent game because he needed to cut the grass. So GR came over and stared at the grass. It no longer grows.

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