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Saturday, August 09, 2008

Brett Favre poops again.

making it 2 days in a row! If #4 were to poop again today, that would make it 3 (THREE!) days in a row. We've yet to confirm this with NFL.com or Stats Inc, but 3 poops in 3 consecutive days could be a modern day record for any QB traded from Green Bay to the NY Jets.

Brett Favre just continues to etch his name into the NFL record books.

3 comments:

Dan Yost said...

I just got off the phone with Juan, the custodian engineer at the Jets' training facility, and he's told me that the bowel movement was mostly solid. This is a good sign for the gunslinger and that with Favre being regular, sings are pointing to this being a quality trade for green and white.

Also, I just got off the phone with Tony, the team's towel boy and assistant manager, and he tells me that number four is a folder, and not a wad and wiper. This appears to be a change in TP protocol for the future hall-of-famer, and must be a taken as a good indication that that Brett is quickly adapting to a new offense.

/Chris Mortensened

tirpak said...

Brilliant...

gary said...

"I just got off the phone with Juan"

CLASSIC.