...randomness surrounding Guided by Voices, Robert Pollard, and other great indie rock bands; a quasi objective look at "my" sporting teams; the random horror film; plus other crap as we see fit...all with a Pittsburgh based feel.

Friday, August 29, 2008

I just got off the phone with Brett Favre...


...he's informed me that he has pooped again, and will be ready by Week 1 to play "the quarterback position" (as opposed to QB). He plans on throwing to the wide receiver position, handing off to the running back position, occasionally dumping off to the tight end position, while avoiding blitzes from the opposing team's linebacker position. If they stall in the red zone, the Jets are well equipped at the kicker position to put points on the board.

5 comments:

Claire V. said...

I'm a 'burgh girl from Beaver Falls, but have since relocated to NY City. I am a Steeler fan, but my current love interest is a Jets fan.

This is just one girl's perspective, but the acquisition of Favre and final flushing of Pennington has me feeling a little favre-ilicious. Despite being relegated to the sidelines last night, it is definately Brett's Jets from here on out!

For me, it's now the NY Brett's, and his ass still looks good in green!

gary said...

in all seriousness...definitely an upgrade for your beloved J-E-T-S, Jets. Probably even a playoff contender, now. And we've always liked Brett as a dood's dood.

we were just poking fun at the saturation of Favre-related news stories and hungry-for-a-story media types like ESPN.

haven't paid much attention to his ass, but i'll take your word for it :)

gbvh said...

favre's a self-absorbed twat.

tirpak said...

Fa-vre...?

Dave Weldon said...

I recently spoke to some of Brett's opponents and they said he will be spending a lot of time this season in the doggie-style position, as his offensive line will let him take it up the...um...you get the picture.