The look of an ignorant, clueless, and often childish man.
Suspended 2 games. OK.
Suspended 2 games. OK. (Mike Murphy held Colin's hand on this one, since it involved Campbell's son's team. NHL rules state that Murphy and Campbell must discuss Bruins' suspensions together over a Slurpee).
Suspended 14-17 games. BRAVO!
Completely ignored. You had me. Then you lost me.
If you would like to ask the NHL exactly how to elbow someone in the head, contact Colin Campbell at the following address. Who knows? Maybe if you're lucky, he'll let you elbow him in the head. Just make sure you get video of it, and send it to EC. We will then review it, and personally dish out your suspension.
c/o Colin Campbell
National Hockey League - League Operations
1185 Avenue Of The Americas
New York, New York